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Entries in nerdy pick up lines (117)

Monday
May072012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. 

Thursday
Feb162012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

The Vulcan hand gesture does actually mean two in the pink and two in the stink.

Thursday
Jan192012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

I must inform you that there is a 92.975 percent probability that a romantic entanglement with me would prove protracted and multi-orgasmic.

Sunday
Jan152012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

Let us both donate 50% of the required DNA for the procreation of a Vulcan child.

Tuesday
Jan102012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

Your ocular organs are like small bodies of water whose molecular chaos is well-minimized.