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Tuesday
Jan052010

Pick up Line O' el Dia

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

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You should try a quantum physics pick up line. Try saying this to that guy you like (sorry really tired) "My photons are excited by the dual on/off state of your wave particle duality. They're linear momentum is turned on when your clothes are off so how about we engage in some quantum entanglement?"

January 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDenebola Zen Photo

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