Pick up Line O' el Dia

Today's Pick Up Line O' El Dia is brought to you by #TalkNerdyToMeLover reader Joseph ...

"My photons are excited by the dual on/off state of your wave particle duality. They're linear momentum is turned on when your clothes are off so how about we engage in some quantum entanglement?"

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Way cool! Just starving right now haha including for love! My girl is in another country, I'm definitely dying here. I get creative to keep my mind off it but I got creative when I was happy but was told I was "innapropriate" probably because of stuff like my oil baron pick up line. Though I have to say the adults were the main pain, the kids were all "shuusssshhhh are you nuts?" Couldn't keep it inside though. This is stuff I say as an adult: Hey baby, if i told you I was an oil baron, could I pump you like an oil well and fill you with Texas Tea?"

When I was a kid I was dared to make up a dirty rhyme, so I made up:

One Two, Why don't we screw
Three, Four, shut the door
Five Six, suck my *****
Seven, Eight, this feels great
Nine, Ten let's do it again

haha Yeah, I made that up in 3rd grade. I thought it was the funniest thing ever but everyone started getting offended suddenly. lol I did it on a dare... I remember the rhyme "old man from nantucket" and everyone said "you're smart but you're not smart enough to make something up like that." Hey, how's Vegas? I'd go and hang out with you but am flat out of cash, have maybe $50 or less to my name. Gonna sell my car, it's not like I can't get another car.