Fun with #OkCupid: The shoe is on the other foot ...

Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...

1. Who says I wear panties?

2. Who says I'm not the one going after them?

HAHAHA! Dude, this is the second email I've gotten today "warning" me that guys on OKC are just looking for sex. I have actually found the exact opposite; the majority of them are legitimately looking for a relationship. I, on the other hand, am looking to get laid. Actually, I'm half serious on that. I can't just have sex with just anyone, because I can't have an orgasm with just anyone. I won't have sex if I can't have an orgasm. I'm pretty black and white on that fact. Racking up sex partners is not only lame, but just not my style. I've had my sexual ego gratified spank you very much.

Give it to me baby ... uh huh ... uh huh!

#OhYeah

Comments

[Hank Scorpio]

So this is what its like, huh?

I sincerely did not mean to come across like I was "warning" you. I thought I was being pretty clever overall. You do this internet thing long enough (and I have) and you just sort of run out of ways to open the conversation.

So I tried to be clever.

So fuck me for failing to be clever.

Seriously. I failed to be clever. So fuck me.

[Hank Scorpio]

Oh....and on that orgasm thing. I am also pretty black and white on it too.

I won't have sex if YOU can't have an orgasm.

[Talk Nerdy To Me Lover]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! #epic

[Hank Scorpio]

Are you laughing AT me or WITH me?

[Talk Nerdy To Me Lover]

both.

[Hank Scorpio]

Crap.

Is it fatal?