Tuesday
Jan042011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.
Oh yeah and on the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Reader Comments (1)
Baaaaah! Seriously, I just went straight to crying, and skipped laughing hysterically all together. Good good stuff, Maynard.