Monday
Feb062012
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Monday, February 6, 2012 at 7:34PM
The more you prepare, the luckier you appear.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once urinated on a semi-truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Entries in chuck norris nerd (224)
Monday
Jan232012
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
I'm always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he just planks for 8 hours.
Wednesday
Nov302011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
You have to learn the rules of the game, and then play better than everyone else.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris has a gmail account - it's gmail@chucknorris.com
Tuesday
Nov222011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity ... Chuck got it back.
Tuesday
Nov082011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't use pick up lines, he just says - now!
