Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

If you want to succeed in the world must make your own opportunities as you go on. The man who waits for some seventh wave to toss him on dry land will find that the seventh wave is a long time a coming. You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the roadside until some one comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris’ keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

I shut my eyes in order to see.

Oh yeah and kryptonite is Latin for Chuck Norris.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

Oh yeah and in fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success, that is way great spiritual giants are produced.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Happy Birthday @RustyNath & Unkie #ChuckNorris

Woah. Woah. Woah! Hold the phone. Two birthdays?? Wait, TWO birthdays??? How is this possible? First, step right on up Mr. Nathan!

IIIIIIIII think you're pretty groovy in a far out and happenin kinda way.

Wait, language setting on 70's jive.

Whew, that was close - k ... back to white-bred ebonics ...

For izzles Nathan! I superly duperly uperly appreciate you homedog, and all your help and support round these parts so I uh, got a little somethin for you.

HAHAHAAH!!! Have an AWESOME birthday el duderino!

... and I can't believe you share it with the one, the only, UNKIE CHUCK NORRIS!

He must really friggen like you if he allowed you to be born on his day, in his 71st year of existence.

Did you know there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

#truestory