#TextMessage from boy: Look what I have growing!

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Polly Dixon

That was a text message I received from the newest dude in my life…”Look what I have growing…” with a PHOTO attached. All I could make out from the thumbnail was a long skinny type thing with a nude type color.

My heart skipped a beat. I thought for 3 seconds that he had sent me a picture of his PENIS. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how we had moved so fast into SEXTING each other. Flabbergasted, I opened the photo…..

To See This:

WHAAAAAATTT??? I’m confused. I don’t know.

#weird

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Comments

[Talk Nerdy To Me Lover]

is that an onion???

[Drew]

Yes, its an onion.
Like potatoes if you leave them in a dark cool place they will begin to sprout. Didn't you guys do that experiment with a wet paper towel, a zip lock bag, and a lima bean back in second grade??