Facebook Status O'El Dia

I wonder if The Cranberries ever sit around eating cranberries and say, "Hey! Guys.... How funny is this right now?"

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here:

Facebook Status O'El Dia

Digging through your purse after a two+ hour meeting and with a mile-long to-do list and pulling out a tampon rather than the string cheese you were rooting around for, is quite the disheartening experience.

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here: 

Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

Is anybody else looking at that glorious moon?

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here:



Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

Dear Ladies, If you wanna take pictures in your bathroom and show off your ass on Facebook, can you at least wipe the toothpaste off the mirror? Sincerely, The Crusty Broad Police

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here:

Facebook Status O'El Dia

It's pretty sad when the homeless lady asking for money outside of the store has a better mustache than I do.

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here: