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Everyone on Facebook is getting married and/or having kids. Damn Facebook always changing stuff. How do I go back to the old Facebook where people just post faux philosophical quotes and drunk pictures of themselves? Is there a setting I'm missing?

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"I like how the bitch calls herself 'little'. Yeah. Maybe in 1989." - the Little Mermaid's friend.

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If not for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.

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"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelt backwards. Coincidence?

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Boobs are proof we can focus on two things at once.

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