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I've been in this Taco Bell for 5 minutes and I've already spotted: 2 bad drag queens, one head wound, 2 ex-cons, a hairlip, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

She was at the VMAs covered in meat. Now she's at the Grammys dressed as an egg. Two more red carpets and Gaga will be a Denny's Grand Slam.

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Facebook Status O'El Dia

is wondering why I buy bananas.They always go bad before I decide to eat them. It drives me ....well, bananas.

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So i was woke up this morning by my wife slapping me in the chest. She said i kept smiling... Then she heard me mutter the Name "Robin", over and over again, So she assumed i was having a dirty dream and slapped me. Now thanks to the assumptions, Robin is Probably dead and I'll never be able to Save Gotham City...

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