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I want Morgan Freeman to narrate everything. Imagine him as the voice of your GPS. (Whispering: "Turn left on La Brea.")

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You know you've lived in LA too long when the woman driving next to you with a parrot on her shoulder and the guy wearing a massive python at the crosswalk strikes you as completely normal.

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Oprah says 40 is the new 20 ... In a related story, nipples are the new belly buttons.

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if a friend tells you a secret and says "not to tell a soul," does that mean you can tell a ginger?

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Has anyone "talked to the hand" lately? I'm starting to get worried.

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