#FileUnder YayLife: Staring at Breasts Increases Heart Health

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Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health: MyFoxBOSTON.com

Per Fox: Guys, listen up. A new study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

#amazing

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