#LostAndFound - $1,000,000 lady

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Hahahaha!  Love this kind of thing!  This is a real classified ad in one of our local Nickel paper, the one that only does classifieds.  So funny, and cute cute cute.  I hope they find each other, and I hope he isn't a serial killer....

LOST: $1,000,000 LADY at Lowe’s, 11/14, Sunday pm. You were buying a faucet. My I.Q. is 180, but I am a little slow, about some things. I am a nativew and nice. I interview pretty good. I know this will find you. 6’3” Mike S. Call me, okay?

He leaves his number and everything.  Aaaaah...I want a classified for me!  Except, wait, who reads the newspaper anymore?

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