Fun with #OkCupid: Worst. Email. Ever

Looky looky the email I just got on OkCupid ...

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DUDES ON OKCUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?! What do you MEAN you're NOT here to pick me up?!?! This is an internet dating website ... for the love of all things holy, this is the ONE place in the WORLD where I WANNTTTTTTT to be picked up!!!!!!!

Wha ... wha ... wha...

and PS. you whackadoodle noodle, it's from the Matrix!! Which, oh btw, I quote in my profile.

#FacePalm

Fun with #OkCupid: The Most Excited Person Ever!

DUDE!! I thought I was an excited human being ... this person def has me beat ...

"put that in your file, plan on keeping it a while, for tonight begins your trial." HAHAHA!! That's fucking awesome! Tell me you didn't rip that from somewhere, and you can totally be the fluff in my Fluffernutter!

MMMMMMMMMM fluff

*drool*

Fun with #OkCupid: Best Default Ever

The following is an actual default from a visitor to my profile on #OKCupid ...

Brownie points for honesty!! YAY!!

Fun with #OkCupid: Ask and ye shall receive!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1. Your wish has been granted.

2. You had me at Katherine Heigl relevance. Absofreakinglutely!!!

#nerdsunite

Fun with #OkCupid: Never gonna get it!

HAHAHA I was literally laying in bed, saw this on the OkCupid droid app - got up, out of bed, went into the office, and posted this. It was that good ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Really, dude? Really??? I do dig cutting to the chase, but you're circumcising the ENTIRE thrill of it!!!!! And um, really ... this is your only profile picture ???

This isn't Yahoo Chat circa 1999, or Myspace circa 2007. I am totally not going to make a series of poor decisions with you. Even if its just a hook up, you gotta court a chick first, babe!

#Fail