What not to do on #OKCupid

Looky, looky, at the email I just got on okcupid ...

Okay, normally I'm sure the majority of chicks would be totally down for this kinda cutsey courting. But, I CLEARRLLYY state in my profile that I am BIG on cutting to the chase. This ... totally not cutting to the chase.

I've been getting a lot of emails. In fact, I've hit this number in 24 hours ...

I don't say that to brag ... but THAT is why I ask peeps to cut to the chase. I'm responding to almost every email ... and frankly, I just don't care that once there was a boy at a carnival.

Sorry el nerderino ... no dice! Grow a pair, and ask me something engaging other than creating a story I have nor the time or energy to finish. 

Disclaimer created on #OKCupid

Okay ... okay ... to appease the community, I DID place a disclaimer on my OKCupid profile.

I am very serious about just wanting to date, and have a lot, a lot, a LOOOOTTTTTTTT *wink wink nudge nudge* of fun. I really don't think there is anything wrong with wanting to document it, seeing that I document everything else in my life!! That's the only way I'd even be able to date a guy anyway, might as well just be as up front about it as pobbile. 

hehehehehehehe I hashtaged in my dating profile. heheheheehehehhe

That Nerdy Chick is on #OKCupid

SOOO!! I totally created a profile on okcupid last night. Again, judging by my schedule for about the next 6 years, i dont know if I see dating as a possibility ... HOWWWEEVVERRRR, I am enjoying reading all the emails. Here are some of my favs:

This actually did get my attention, that was until @Kristi_gail told me she got the same message.

Already looking forward to the weekend? You clearly do not enjoy what you do for work. I on the other hand LOOVVEEEEEEEEE it! Totally never going to happen, totally not responding.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: PER REQUEST OF THE COMMUNITY ... ONE POST HAD TO BE REMOVED.)

HERE WAS THE RESPONSE: Oh HELLLLLLL to the fuck no. You're testing my nerdness? Dude, that just annoys me. Annoying chicks = very. very. very. bad. Totally not getting a response.

Ummm did you even read my profile? Not that I am saying this is ALL about me ... but the other 42 messages I've received at least TRIEEDDDDD. This guy has been doing this for way too long. (sad face)

WTF?!?!!? I totally remember this dude. I did a video of him from KickAss - it was awesome. He got a response just out of sheer WTFage. CRAZY. CRAZY. CRAZY. Small world.

Anywhahoodle, will keep you all posted on this nerdy little adventure.