<editorsnote>Hi, I'm Jen Friel, and we here at TNTML examine the lives of nerds outside of the basements and into the social media, and dating world. We have over 75 peeps that write about their life in real time. (Real nerds, real time, real deal.) Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the stories!!</editorsnote>
OOOHHH lordy!!! This is becoming less of a meat-market for me, and more of a, woah this chick must know what shes talking about ... I must ask her questions ... gig. BWAHAHA!!! This KILLS ME!
NOT HITTING ON ME!?!?! WTF you mean you're NOT hitting on me?!?! This is a DATING website!!! If not here, WHERE?!?! If not now, WHEN?!?!?!
Man oh man, if life is a reflective experience ... looks like my dating life has become that much more tragic.
OKCupid has to be the best site ever. No for reals, there are SOOO MANNYY HOTT GUYSS!!!! Now, I haven't tested the water in any other markets, but holy crapsicles batman ... these men are HOT. Like hotter than a poker in the bum of a Mexican named Marvin.
Rule 1. Dont challenge my nerd-ness. I came up with the concept for TNTML, coded it, marketed it yada yada. I'm a friggen nerd.
2. Don't be a douche. I dont like douches, and it only makes it blaringly obvious why you are single.
3. Grow a pair and stop winking at me and adding me to something called a favorites list. I respond to almost every email if you have something nice to say ... and uh, yeah - there ya go!
4. No, like I've said - this isn't some marketing stunt. I really genuinely would love to date someone that gets my world. How else am I supposed to find someone to date if you dont know where I spend 99.99999% of my time, right? It's like peanut butter making love to jelly. It just makes sense.
TNTML has 26 content providers. Some blog, some ustream, some vlog, some provide music, others just assist behind the scenes in unapologetic awesomeness. I understand verbiage is so important to men ... however, WTF?! 5K uniques ... umm we hit that in December el duderino when the site was barely 30 days old. At least if you're going to hit below the nerdy belt at least make it a good enough shot and not something so laughable.
I'm over having to defend myself, however I also understand this is the nature of the beast. A nerdy little chick with ideas who came out of NOWHERE and in 6 months made internet history out of celebrating awesomeness and all things nerd does sound a bit far fetched. But that's the gnarliest thing about this el duderino - I've documented everything in real time *score 1 for being smart! YESSSS!!!* Also step up your research el so-called-nerderino, I'm Buddhist. I don't cheat, steal, or lie - people just pay me to live. It's awesome, and anyone can do it ... this site started as a portfolio, and turned into a revolution. It is also a very small piece of something a lot bigger that I am not yet at liberty to discuss.
However, if you want to step up your nerd game and come look me 4 eyes to 4 eyes ... I'll gladly do so. But first, you can check things out with some of the biz peeps.
And lastly, the only client I still consult for: Bertram Van Munster ... aka this dude.
Cool ... we good now? I know it's shocking that a female could actually be good on the interwebz ... but don't worry, if you ever get close to guessing our uniques and page views - I'll totally give you a job!
WOW! That made my life! Thanks so so much el duderino!!!
I say it all the time, anyone can do this. I'm not special, I'm just awesome. So, go! Get off your butt! Life happens when you decide to show up for it.
Monday, July 26, 2010 at 1:36AM
