Monday
Jan172011
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Monday, January 17, 2011 at 5:13PM | |
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Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
Sunday
Jan092011
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Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 12:17AM | |
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
[Why?]
Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Wednesday
Dec292010
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 1:13PM | |
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Will you read my palm?
[I don't see anything.]
I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
Wednesday
Dec222010
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010 at 11:49AM | |
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Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Saturday
Dec042010
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Saturday, December 4, 2010 at 3:00PM | |
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.