#NerdsUnite: The Creativity Tactic to spice up your sex life

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#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Fabio Black

So, I’m sure you’re now an expert on the diversion tactic to spice up your sex life, but how did you go with the exploration tactic? Got lost between the round silky hills?

I know how you feel.

The old sage once said:

“Will power is the ability to look a naked woman in the eyes”.

Now, let’s do a little personality test:

If exposed to a heavy, dusty, 2,900 page Chinese grammar book, what is the first thing you would think?

A) Oh yeah, man! Finally something exciting in my life! Let me study it!

B) Oh nooo, Chinese grammar is so boring, almost like having sex with my partner!

C) Chinese?? Why not Korean? At least then I could have translated Gangnam Style!

Whether you chose A, B or C you urgently need to read this post. Actually I suggest you print it, cut it in little pieces, put it in your tea and drink it all in once! (Maybe with a squeeze of lemon :))

We want to spice up your sex life, and tonight we’re going to use the creativity tactic. Creativity can make things very exciting if properly used, so get ready to discover 4 sexy, cheeky games you can enjoy with your partner; the warm alphabet, the sweet honey, the crazy candle and the hidden chocolate.

After you read the instructions for each game below, write them on 4 little pieces of paper (by hand - no computer and no printing, alright?), fold them and place each underneath a candle. Try to choose 4 different candles in different colors and shapes… I know what you are thinking: “Come on, man, do I really need to do all of this??”

This is my answer: no, you don’t need to. You can just dunk your spoon in the milk like anyone can, or break up with your partner, find someone else, wait for your new exciting sex life to become boring again and come back to this website, read this post once more and go for the candles this time… I don’t know, if I were you, I would give it a try tonight.

And by the way, if real candles are too expensive for you, just draw candles on a piece of paper, she’ll smile 100% guaranteed.

Now. Take her into a room of your choice with a comfortable surface for lying down. Switch off the lights, and light up the candles (that at this stage should already be on the table or floor with the instructions underneath them). Play some soft music, ideally from a smooth female singer and explain the rules to her: each of you has to choose a candle, of course she starts, and follow the instructions underneath them.

The Warm Alphabet:

Have your partner take off their underwear and lay down. Then unfold your tongue from your mouth and draw the alphabet on your partner’s jewelry. ;) Do it very slowly and let the jeweler choose the letters.

The Hidden Chocolate:

Blindfold your partner and turn them around (just to be sure they can’t see you), hide a little piece of chocolate somewhere on your body. Then, have them finding it – with their tongue. Hands are strictly not allowed.

The Sweet Honey:

Undress your partner and lay them on their side, naked. Squeeze some honey on their body, starting from the ankle and going up to their tights and hips and underarms and neck. Then slowly lick it away. Mmmm.

The Crazy Candle:

Grab the candle that was covering this piece of paper and put it next to your partner. Have them lay down and open their legs. Then, mirroring the movement and rhythm of the candle, lick your partner’s piece of cake until you drive them crazy.

Right!

All of these games are about oral sex, so tell her to warm up her tongue before starting out,maybe give her something warm to drink.  ;)

Since you know what there is underneath each candle let her choose first. If you have troubles arriving to the end of the game because you’re too horny, just calm down (cue oriental music) and meditate on what the old sage said: “Will power is the ability…” repeat this in your mind over and over again, :) like a mantra. This should give you the inner strength you need to get to the end.

But if it doesn’t work... free the beast inside you!

#thatisall

Fabio Black writes about sex, sex and sex. But not necessarily in that order. Read more about him here.