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<editorsnote> Hi, I'm Jen Friel, and we here at TNTML examine the lives of nerds outside of the basements and into the social media, and dating world.  We have over 75 peeps that write about their life in real time. (Real nerds, real time, real deal.) Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the stories!! </editorsnote>

 

 

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Wednesday
Sep192012

#GameReview: The Last Story

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Cooper. He writes for a really rad site called Violent Gamer, and he's here today to talk about some of the latest and greatest in the gaming industry. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT COOPER !!</editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @violent_gamer

The Last Story has quite a story behind its development.  Directed by Hironobu Sakaguchi (creator of the Final Fantasy series) and developed by Mistwalker, the game’s soundtrack also claims the legendary Nobuo Uematsu as its composer.  Obviously, the game has quite a pedigree with a tremendous amount of talent, and the experience and skill of the development team shines throughout.  And while Sakaguchi and Mistwalker get a lot right in this game, there are some technical shortcomings that prevent the game from being a true masterpiece.  These hitches aside, however, The Last Story is a wonderful RPG that will not disappoint fans of the genre, and may even give them new hope for the future.

The Last Story has a story that on one level is a bit common.  The plot focuses around an orphaned hero named Zael and his band of mercenary friends.  They get involved in things that are initially way over their heads, and eventually have to save the world from destruction.  Oh, and they have to save a princess with magical powers.  Sounds a bit familiar, right?  Well, while the story certainly isn’t revolutionary, it does find ways to be compelling, mainly due to the characters.  

The characters are, without a doubt, the best part of The Last Story.  Zael and his companions start off as a stereotypical band of ragtag warriors – you’ve got the orphaned hero, the inspiring leader, the thoughtful girl, the boisterous girl, the ladies man, and the dark brooding guy.  While at first it seems that these characters will be forever stuck in these RPG roles, they start to transcend them.  Over the course of the 20 hour story, the characters begin to open up to each other as they overcome hardships.  They reveal surprising depth and emotionality, without ever going into the severely melodramatic.  Despite the fantastical nature of the world, these characters feel incredibly human.  They make mistakes, they act foolishly, they make poor decisions – but through it all they constantly show how much they care about each other.  There are some incredibly inspired moments (particularly towards the end of the game) that are truly beautiful, and that beauty mainly comes from the characters themselves.

Speaking of beauty, the graphics and art direction of the game are superb – for the Wii. This is definitely the best looking third-party game I’ve ever seen on the system, and right up there with some of Nintendo’s own franchises.  The game pushes the Wii to its very limits.  And while yes there is some frame rate issues and some screen tearing, the game looks beautiful.  The art is medieval inspired with a bit of steampunk thrown in, which does look pretty cool.  The battle animations are simple but effective, with a few spectacular set pieces thrown in.  Every once in a while in a big battle you’ll have a bit of a lag, but nothing too major.  Ultimately, even though the game looks like a PS2 game overall, it looks like a beautiful PS2 game.

For me, the main let-down I had with the game was its combat system.  I had heard a lot of really good stuff about it, how it was pretty revolutionary for an RPG.  I suppose that I might have built it up in my head too much, or maybe it’s just not for me.  In any case, I was a bit disappointed.  One of the first things I didn’t like was automatic attacking – in other words, in order to attack with your sword, you just run into enemies.  I like to have control over individual sword attacks, so I changed to manual attacks in the settings.  Once I did that, it certainly gave me more to do.  Unfortunately, however, you still can’t really control the way you attack, it’s just kind of a general slash combo.  You can guard and counter, but there are not really any “attack moves”.  Zael also has a crossbow at his disposal which can be equipped with various arrows.  The problem with the crossbow is that it’s very difficult to aim.  Most of the time I needed the crossbow to take down an enemy quickly, but I had a tough time doing so because I could not aim it correctly.  And there’s no kind of “z targeting system” to help you out, at least to my knowledge.  In fact, the camera can be frustrating as well – it gets stuck at very inopportune moments, and on several occasions I died because I couldn’t see the enemies around me.

There are some very cool ideas in the battle system, however.  For example, Zael can use a “Gathering” power to draw all of the enemies to him while other party members have time to cast spells.  Zael can also do back-flips off walls and attack.  The back flips are cool and effective, but it sometimes takes a while to run up the wall, which can be annoying.  Eventually, Zael can also command everyone in the party, which leads to different types of magic being use that he can then “diffuse” against enemies or to help allies.  While all of these ideas seem really interesting and innovative, they are not executed well because the controls are not tight.  You’ll try to find cover and end up rolling past it; you’ll try to run up a wall and get stuck at the bottom; you’ll be fighting an enemy and then lose sight of them.  And because Zael doesn’t really have that many different attacks, the battles essentially dissolve into you running around distracting enemies (particularly bosses) while your friends cast magic.  While this kind of team mentality is a cool concept, in actuality it turns out to be a bit boring and repetitive.  Overall, though, I think the battle system is one of those “love it or hate it” situations, so other people may love it.  I just was not a fan.

One element that did not disappoint at all was the game’s music and sound design.  Sakaguchi and Uematsu work together incredibly well, with Sakguchi creating beautiful, simple moments with the characters that are lifted to new heights by Uematsu’s music.  The soundtrack is sweeping and epic at times, and nostalgic and intimate at others.  This is without a doubt one of the best soundtracks I’ve heard in a video game.  In a similar fashion, the voice acting is phenomenal.  The cast is a melting pot of different UK actors, and their different dialects work together wonderfully.  The localizations team also did a great job with the dialogue – it’s funny, earnest, and at times truly touching.  For this reason, most of the cut scenes are incredibly compelling to watch, which is a good thing considering the vast amount of them in the game. 

Overall, The Last Story is one of the best games I have played on the Wii.  Yes, it certainly has its technical limitations and problems.  And yes, in my opinion the battle system was not executed as well as it could have been.  But the story of Zael and his companions is one worth discovering.  Though the overall story is nothing out of the ordinary, fans of the genre will really appreciate the subtle twists Sakaguchi introduces that eventually transcend expectations.  Sakaguchi and his team will surprise you with incredibly powerful, simple moments that make you care about the characters and what happens to them.  The Last Story is not trying to reinvent the wheel – it just gets many of the RPG elements right on the nose and then some.  If you’re a fan of RPG’s and still have your Wii, the Last Story is a fitting and beautiful way to say goodbye to the system.

Violent Score: 8.6 / 10

Written by Cooper Sivara 

#nerdsunite

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Tuesday
Sep182012

#Tonight: Beer + Boobs + Brains = @BarneysBeanery

It's Tuesday nerderinos!

That means it's TRIVIA NIGHT!!!

Come flex off those nerdy muscles with some random trivia!!!

Normally we host it over at Goal on 3rd street, but unfortunately tonight they are filming something and it is closed. Sad Panda. 

HOWEEVVEERRR, we will still keep rocking it, only this time over at BARNEYS BEANERY IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.

Click here for a map

Trivia starts at 9 and everyone in LA is invited. So come on down for all things awesome, and I can't WAAIIIITTTTT to kick it with you guys tonight.

Tweet me if you have any questions, problems, or whatevs - @JenFriel

SO MUCH FREAKING LOVE!!!!! See your faces tonight!!

#nerdsunite

Tuesday
Sep182012

#NerdsUnite: Ask That Nerdy Chick (Do I have an uncharacteristic need to be in a relationship?)

It is my goal for 2012 to take a lot of my weird and wonky experiences as a lifecaster and help nerdy peeps out by providing a frank (not shirley) and honest answer to some weird and potentially random questions you may have about life. 

Here is an email I got this morning ... 

Wow, this is third date discussion? Holy crap!! 

First up, I am barely one to speak - I know when I get those CRAZY overwhelming feelings you just gotta slow your roll. If it's meant to be, (and whatever that truly means) it's not going to matter if you guys have some space for a minute. Dating is a COMPLETELY reflective experience. Everyone that I've ever been attracted to on that visceral level has always been at a similar spot to myself. The "butterfly" feelings you get from someone isn't courtesy of destiny or ANY of that bullshit, but rather emotional recognition. You have to do a TONNNNNN of self work to see what vibration you are ringing at - but that's another topic of conversation. 

Secondly, the title of the email was ... "Do I have an uncharacteristic need to be in a relationship?"

The answer to every question we can ever ask in life is already inside of us. Period end of sentence. 

If you're asking yourself this question, it looks like you have some truth to explore. 

There is no such thing as "normal" or "characteristic" there is only being and self. 

Who are you Jason? Have you ever asked yourself that question? If you were in a 6 year relationship in your 20s you missed out on a lot of emotional growth (even though you have been single for 2 years). Have you dated much? Are you going out and meeting people on a consistent basis? What is the base line here? 

Taking things to the physical that level does make it tricky. Your bodies have very literally already bonded, but now you have to sort of do reverse engine operation and make sure that the heart and head are also in the right place. 

From the female perspective, what I would suggest you do is go out on at least two different dates this week. You need to give this girl some time and some space. That conversation was SUPER EARLY to have after only three dates and at this point if you don't start playing it cool, she's going to lose interest. 

Until you are in an exclusive relationship with someone anyway you should ALWAYS be dating other people. You don't need to have sex with anyone else, btw but DEF keep playing the field. Both parties should be doing it too!! If nothing else, it will end up bringing you both closer after you have definitively seen what is out there and can resonate more with how special this person truly is. 

Also, I don't even suggest getting Facebook official with someone until AT LEAST a month after dating exclusively. AT LEAST AT LEAST AT LEAST. Getting friends and family involved in your business isn't necessary and the digital sleuthing will only complicate things. 

Play it cool duderino. Just play it cool and keep us all posted! 

Got a question? Drop me an email! JenFriel at TalkNerdyToMeLover dot com

ORRRRR you can message me on Facebook and if it's within 140 characters on the twitter!

Best of luck out there nerds!!

xoxo <3 @JenFriel

 

Tuesday
Sep182012

#DatingDisaster: The hookup from hell

I get a lot of emails from all of you loverly people telling me about YOUR amazing adventures in dating. I've decided to share the good, the bad, and the really really really bad. 

Here's one I got last week ... 

 

First of all, let me just say that statistically speaking this is a TOTAL anomaly. Obvi, it tells a good story which is always amazing - but out of ALL of the dates that I've been on on OKC, I can genuinely say there was only one duderino who was 50+ pounds over what I had anticipated. And FTR, there is NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING wrong with being on the heavier side, but it's the COMPLETE misrepresentation of self that bugs the bugger. 

Secondly, I've done something like this before and I can TOTALLY relate. When I was 19, I met a dude off an AOL local chat here in LA. We chatted only a few times, exchanging pics - etc ... I genuinely don't know what went through my head but there I was at 19 getting IN MY CAR going over TO HIS APARTMENT!!! Albeit, he lived in Beverly Hills so I'm SURE my naive self said, oh nothing wrong can go on here. 

He was actually hotter than his picture, and we totally hooked up - but I felt like shit afterwards. I'm not sure if it was the lonesomeness that I felt for something physical or what, but I didn't even like hang out after .... I just peaced. I still remember it as being one of the oddest choices I've EVER made in dating. It was COMPLETELY out of character. 

So yeah, I get why you did something like this but babe, please please please please please don't EVER give a guy from a dating site your address and invite him over. I have had WONDERFUL interactions with the majority of men on OKC but you never know babe and above everything else you HAVE to protect your personal safety. 

Alrite, so the mama hen in me just had to say that - but all in all this is a pretty freaking hilarious story. So he gets down to his boxers, got too excited, and came right then and there? 

Wow. Wow. Wow. 

I have an ENORMOUS amount of empathy for dudes in this situation but you HAVE TO calm yourself down. Eric our social dynamics expert has actually talked about this very problem on the site before. 

From the female perspective however, I would suggest NEVER talking dirty to a dude on a dating site. If you want to cyber and get all hot and heavy - find a yahoo! chat and create an account. Dudes that are THAT forward about sex and use OKC as Adult Friend Finder are trouble trouble trouble. I'm ALL about the rebound after a heartbreak, I think it's SUPER important - but you're playing with the wrong kind of fire babe. These just genuinely aren't the greatest of guys and while yes, they are the first to pay attention to you, you HAVE TO rise above. 

I'd suggest for a rebound either actually going out on a date or two with a guy from OKC (absolutely NO dirty talk in the chat or email) or even just ask one of your guy friends to hook you up with one of their peripheral friends. (Never a direct friend because then you run the risk of bumping into them again.) Get your dirty deeding down, and boom, move on. 

No harm, no dry cleaning necessary! =) 

Got a story? Drop me an email! JenFriel at TalkNerdyToMeLover dot com

ORRRRR you can message me on Facebook and if it's within 140 characters on the twitter!

Best of luck out there nerds!!

xoxo <3 @JenFriel

Tuesday
Sep182012

#NerdsUnite: The secret life of a veterinary technician

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Lindsay. She and I met ... well, somewhere in the social space. I think we might have started talking through this site directly, then through facebook - maybe ... I'm not sure. But she's awesome. I talk to her on twitter almost every day, and she's really rad and TOTALLY a big huge animal lover. Like crazy huge!! In these series of posts she will be talking about her life and random adventures with sometimes more than two legged creatures. I guess there's only one more thing left to say ... HIT IT LINDSAY!!</editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @TheCraftafarian

My boyfriend got the job! He’s getting

I'm almost afraid to be happy about life right now. It keeps improving but I guess I'm just waiting for the next stupid thing to happen. Now that I re-read those two statements, it sounds awfully silly to be so worried. David got his promotion to lead server so now he gets full time hours, full benefits, vacation accrual (WOO), and a little raise. He's super happy and I'm really happy for him, he really deserved to have something great happen. He told me that he is rethinking the culinary school business and maybe wants to do hospitality or something more involved in a restaurant then just cooking. As long as his new job keeps being as awesome as it has, he will probably stay there for a while. Which is great, as I've been at my job for almost 4 years and absolutely love it. Damn, there goes moving to Colorado anytime soon. Oh well, there's always the future.

My pet sitting business is going extremely well, too well. I'm freaking exhausted. I've had to recruit my mom and two brothers in case of any more reservations. It's great though because its really helping fill in the gaps with bills. Soon with us both working full time we will get back to normal. I need to make some new business cards and possibly t-shirts for everyone to wear when they are working. Oh and my etsy shop has been getting a little bit of traffic here and there, I've sold a few more things which is great. And my friend had me make a her 7 month old a crocheted apple hat. So now that I can make more of those and keep it stocked. One of the pet rescues that my clinic works with has invited me to participate in a fundraiser they will be having. She said I can sell my items there and donate whatever I would like to the rescue. I can't wait to do this! I plan to crochet a few different hats, make some cat nip toys, maybe a few dog bandanas, and then jewelry of course. Yay!

What else is going on...

Oh yeah! Football season started so David and I have our fantasy league (I'm not totally sure I know what I'm doing) and his dad has season tickets for the dolphins so if Dad can't go, then I get to! So we are trying to plan a little vacation to Miami for a weekend so we can play on the beach, relax in a hotel room, and go to a fun game. Hopefully this will be after I get a newer car as the current one seems to be getting cranky. If you are trying to watch football games, play fantasy, or whatever else I would definitely recommend reading Derek's series of posts: http://www.talknerdytomelover.com/home/tag/derek-jimenez.

Financially we are almost back. David's school and other stuff will be dealt with quite soon. My cat's surgery will be scheduled likely by the beginning of October. We have a vacation coming up soon!! And possibly a newer car for me. I need something with crazy good gas mileage so I am seriously considering hybrid cars. That's all this week nerds, my boyfriend made me a yummy apple martini so I'm off to enjoy that!!

Peace, Love, and Pawprints. 

#nerdsunite

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