Someone was hurt before you, wronged before you, hungry before you, frightened before you, beaten before you, humiliated before you, raped before you… yet, someone survived… You can do anything you choose to do.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris has won every contest that he's entered. Even Miss Nude Montana.
The more you prepare, the luckier you appear.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once urinated on a semi-truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I'm always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he just planks for 8 hours.
The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
Oh yeah and the "Star Wars" saga was actually based on Chuck Norris' weekend in Las Vegas.
Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity ... Chuck got it back.
Wednesday, April 4, 2012 at 6:00AM