We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn't at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that's where you will find success.
Oh yeah and most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ‘a promising Rookie’.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Oh yeah and the Drummer for Def Leppard’s only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
But there isn't any second half of myself waiting to plug in and make me whole. It's there. I'm already whole.
Oh yeah and there are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Monday, February 21, 2011 at 9:07AM