Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number - you answer the wrong phone.
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: try to please everyone.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Without a firm idea of himself and the purpose of his life, man cannot live, and would sooner destroy himself than remain on earth, even if he was surrounded by bread.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Fight one more round. When your arms are so tired that you can hardly lift your hands to come on guard, fight one more round. When your nose is bleeding and your eyes are black and you are so tired that you wish your opponent would crack you one on the jaw and put you to sleep, fight one more round - remembering that the man who always fights one more round is never whipped.
Oh yeah and the chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Monday, March 19, 2012 at 5:05PM