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Entries in chuck norris funny (15)

Tuesday
Nov262013

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ... 

 

The sky has never been the limit. We are our own limits. It’s then about breaking our personal limits and outgrowing ourselves to live our best lives. 

Oh yeah and a test group tested a new Chuck Norris game for Xbox Kinect. No one survived. 

Monday
Mar192012

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number - you answer the wrong phone. 

Thursday
Dec082011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: try to please everyone.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Wednesday
Nov302011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

You have to learn the rules of the game, and then play better than everyone else.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris has a gmail account - it's gmail@chucknorris.com

Friday
Oct142011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Without a firm idea of himself and the purpose of his life, man cannot live, and would sooner destroy himself than remain on earth, even if he was surrounded by bread.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.