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Entries in chuck norris funny quotes (5)

Monday
Mar192012

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number - you answer the wrong phone. 

Thursday
Jul282011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

We only learn our limits by going beyond them. I propose that we all commit ourselves to the process of constant never-ending improvement.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is the mayor of Atlantis.

Tuesday
Jun072011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Success is not so much what we have as it is what we are.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris makes Weebles fall down.

Thursday
May262011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Stay the course, light a star,
Change the world where'er you are.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of the Elements. But he does believe in the element of.... Surprise.

Thursday
May122011

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.  I don't believe in circumstances.  The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't eat ice cream, he makes ice scream.