Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity ... Chuck got it back.
The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't cut grass, he stares at his lawn and dares it to grow.
Some men can run the fastest, jump the highest, or lift the heaviest, but no man has the corner on ambition, desire, and hustle.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is the reason that vampires couldn't go out during the day.
When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once wrote a horoscope, all it said was "pain for everyone."
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't eat ice cream, he makes ice scream.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 6:00AM