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Proud to be celebrating the American holiday recognizing an Italian, sailing under the Spanish flag, who discovered the Bahamas, a former territory within the British Empire.

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I'm not kidding, the Alien is hiding in the ceiling tiles and spitting at me. It's decidedly not fun.

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Only while walking down Sunset Blvd. can I catch Jesus Christ himself checkin out my ass.... made it a little awkward when I tried to confess my sins....gotta ♥ LA

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I've been staring at this rainbow wheel for so long that it might be awkward if I don't buy it a drink soon

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Ugh!! I hate how I never have time to do anything!!!! Except to go on Facebook. And to complain about how I never have time to do anything. And also to complain about how I never have time to do anything while on Facebook.

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