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Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.

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Just witnessed an armed robbery at kohls. hahah. he stole a red christmas coat for his dog. I would have done the same thing so my dogs would have a happy xmas!

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Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?

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The Tea Party is having so many gatherings these days. Guess that explains the current finger food shortage.

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Congrats to David Schwimmer for keeping his marriage a secret for 4 months, and his career a secret for the last 6 years. #Friends

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