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I opened up a Christmas card with 5 pounds of glitter in it all over my bed. I'm just going to tell people Ke$ha spent the night here.

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So my neighbors who happen to be lesbians asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

I replied ... "to watch."

They in turn got me a Rolex. Not exactly what I meant but I'll take it!

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Not gonna do it. Wanna do it. Can't do it. Dying to do it. Refuse to do it. So so tempted to do it. Resisting the urge to do it. Can no longer contain my compulsion to do it. Gonna do it..........I GUESS KIM JONG WAS ILL!!!!!!!!! *did it*

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went to bed with tooth ache and had a dream Eddie Vedder was my dentist. It was the most rock n roll dental surgery ever!

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Is anybody else looking at that glorious moon?

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