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iPhone users are downloading iOS 5. And the Blackberry users are playing Tetris because they can't even use the blackberry.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like paying a hooker for a hug. 

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Rumor has it that Britney Spears is engaged. Wow, even BRITNEY got a ring before LeBron!

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Ha. I have a random friend request from someone named Alexander Petrovsky. Wasn't that the name of Baryshnikov on "Sex and the City?" Sorry, I'll only befriend Mr. Big or Aidan. "The Russian" wasn't worth Carrie's time... or mine.

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I think it would be funny if the *last* rule of Fight Club was, "Most importantly: have fun!"

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