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Only five more years until I become eligible to run for President. I've got all the traits; I hate people, I'm a strong bullshitter and I have no problem with high end escorts.

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When the Pope dies is he being promoted or fired??

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So when someone says it's hot as balls out, how hot do you think the average balls are?

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Oprah says 40 is the new 20 ... In a related story, nipples are the new belly buttons.

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Ohhh, the handles are on a mattress to MOVE it. I've been using them totally, sexily wrong.

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