HAHAHAHAAHAHA omg omg omg omg ... this just appeared in my news feed AHHHHHHHH!! READ!!!
"Thought I was sending this to a buddy, but sent it to his old number. Now a Maria has this number."
Thanks for the post & laugh Marshall =) =) =) xoxoxoxoo
AHHHHHH!!! Looky looky the convo I just had on Facebook ...
UGHHHHHHHHH!!! Social media makes. my. life.
Seriously!!! I'm actually watching this thingie on the Sundance channel right now called Love/Lust, and it's examining social networking.
Love.
Love.
LOVE!!!!!!!!
If you don't think this is the GREATEST time to be alive then I just don't know what is.
Well, I take that back. Have we invented hover boards yet? Cause I totes need one of those in my life.
FOR REALS!!
oh and PS out of the 103 dates I went on in 9 months ... one of them was female. Yep, that happened.
Click here to read more ... there are even pictures ... hehehehehehehe mwahahahahaahah
Looky looky what just appeared in my newsfeed ...
Really??? Really?!??!?!?
MAKE THE MENTAL PICTURE GO AWAY!!! MAKE THE MENTAL PICTURE GO AWAY!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
Make. It. Stop!!!
Looky looky the message I just got on Facebook ...
First off, hahahahaaha that's actually hilarious. Had no idea.
Second of all, as I stated previously today by posting this conversation from OKC - courting a chickadee with the physical doesn't work unless it's on something like Adult Friend Finder. For reals, on OKC I'm looking for a mate in various capacities, and on Facebook ... dude, I'm just being me.
Men are biologically predisposed to have the desire to spread their seed. Women on the other hand release oxytocin when they orgasm creating a bond - hence why the female orgasm to begin with is based on emotion (read the breakdown here).
It just doesn't work, man.
At all.
What so ever.
Monday, August 1, 2011 at 4:04PM