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My New Years Resolution is to keep drinking and not stay in shape. I am doing great so far.

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Oprah says 40 is the new 20 ... In a related story, nipples are the new belly buttons.

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if a friend tells you a secret and says "not to tell a soul," does that mean you can tell a ginger?

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Just got a new app that counts how many calories I take in. So far, every day I get a new high score.

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Things longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage ... Lindsay Lohan's line of coke.

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