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I was watching "America's Next Top Model" last night, until she saw me in her window and called the police.

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I've been in this Taco Bell for 5 minutes and I've already spotted: 2 bad drag queens, one head wound, 2 ex-cons, a hairlip, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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I just spent 65 bucks on gas. Damn, good farts are expensive these days.

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One of my married friends sent me this and a few videos...took me a second before I realized this is his Married Guy porn collection. Poor married guys...

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Can we stop ganging up on 13 year-old Rebecca Black for making crappy music and start ganging up on 36 year-old Will.i.am?

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