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Congrats to David Schwimmer for keeping his marriage a secret for 4 months, and his career a secret for the last 6 years. #Friends

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#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

DEEP IN THE CARIBBEAN...

"I am Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!"

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Only while walking down Sunset Blvd. can I catch Jesus Christ himself checkin out my ass.... made it a little awkward when I tried to confess my sins....gotta ♥ LA

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I like to watch 'Girls Gone Wild' backwards because that way it looks like the girls have learned their lesson.

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