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Thursday
Mar102011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

| DateThursday, March 10, 2011 at 5:41PM | CommentPost a Comment | |
 

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? why can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors. why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?

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AuthorTalk Nerdy To Me Lover | tagged , , , , , |
Monday
Mar072011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

| DateMonday, March 7, 2011 at 7:38PM | CommentPost a Comment | |
 

Grammar is important Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" &"helping your uncle jack off a horse"

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AuthorTalk Nerdy To Me Lover | tagged , , , , , , , , , |
Monday
Feb212011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

| DateMonday, February 21, 2011 at 1:02AM | CommentPost a Comment | |

 

I found out the hard way but apparently Vagisil is awesome at making your teeth pearly white. 

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Monday
Feb142011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

| DateMonday, February 14, 2011 at 1:34AM | CommentPost a Comment | |
 

She was at the VMAs covered in meat. Now she's at the Grammys dressed as an egg. Two more red carpets and Gaga will be a Denny's Grand Slam.

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Sunday
Feb062011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

| DateSunday, February 6, 2011 at 11:53PM | CommentPost a Comment | |

If tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie??

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