#NowPlaying: Nice and Slow - Usher

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

I heart to the max Usher Raymond.  Heart heart heart. Except I prefer to pronounce it like "uurshur".  Cause I'm street like that.  And this little ball of nasty that is this song = perfection.  I can't even tell you how often this song gets quoted at our house. "I'll freak you right I will, I'll freak you right I will, I'll freak you like no one has ever ever made you feel.  I'll freak you right I will, I'll freak you right I will, I'll freak you freak you like no one has ever made you feel, yeah."  LOVE it.  I've got plans to put my hands in places I've never seen, girl you know what I mean?  Um, yes Ursher Raymond, I know what you mean.  I'm picking up what you're putting down.  I'm smelling what you're stepping in.  I need to stop, I'm getting all veclempted.  Hit it sexy man!

(Now baby tell what you wanna do with me)
It's seven o'clock
On the dot
I'm in my drop top
Cruisin' the streets - Oh yeah
I gotta real pretty, pretty little thang that's waiting for me
I pull up
Anticipating - good love
Don't keep me waiting
I got plans to put my hands in places
I've never seen, girl you know what I mean

Let me take you to a place nice and quiet
There ain't no one there to interrupt
Ain't gotta rush
I just wanna take it nice and slow
(now baby tell me what you wanna do with me)
See I've been waiting for this for so long
We'll be makin' love until the sun comes up
Baby
I just wanna take it nice and slow
(now baby tell me what you wanna do with me)

Now here we are
Drivin' round town
Contemplating where I'm gonna lay you down
Girl you got me sayin'
My, my, my (My)
I wish that I (I)
Could pull over
And get this thing started right now
I wanna do something freaky to you baby
I don't think they heard me
I, I wanna do something freaky to you baby
So call out my name

They call me me - U-S, H-E-R, R-A, Y-M, O-N-D
Now baby tell me what you wanna do with me
You know you Gotta nigga feelin' like Jodeci
Every time that you roll with me, holdin' me
Tryin' to get control of me
Nice and slowly
You know
Never lettin' go
Never messin' up the flow
Dis is how the hook go

Let me take you to a place nice and quiet
There ain't no one there to interrupt
Ain't gotta rush
I just wanna take it nice and slow
(now baby tell me what you wanna do with me)
See I've been waiting for this for so long
We'll be makin' love until the sun comes up
Baby
I just wanna take it nice and slow
(now baby tell me what you wanna do with me)

Now tell me
Do you wanna get freaky
'Cause - I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you like no one has ever, ever made you feel
I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you, freak you like no one has ever, ever made you feel -
yeah
(now baby tell me what you wanna do with me)

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#ProjectThreeSixFive: Day Five

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

This is Anika's "popcorn".  It's a pinecone that she made into a bird feeder by smearing peanut butter all over it and sprinkling on some bird seed.  It's been picked clean by now, but she loves her popcorn, so it will continue to hang in the back yard.  It look pretty under all that snow, though! 

There you have it folks, the frickin cold of Colorado actually turns out pretty in the camera.  Not so much in real life, not a fan.  I can barely type right now because my fingers are freezing their bunskies off.  Yikes.  I hope you are having a warm night!

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#Amazeballs: James Van Der Beek is an asshole for hire

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

I wasn't a Dawson's Creek watcher (controlling dad, we only got to watch basketball and Steven Segal movies, not even joking), but I have seen enough to know that this is awesomesauce to the max.  Soooo good! 

Asshole For Hire from James Van Der Beek

There are a crapload of VanderMemes at FunnyOrDie.com - check it out, there are some pretty flippin awesome things on there.  Way to be, Van Der B.

Oh yeah, and totally check him out on Twitter: @VanderJames

And when you're done drooling on his hotness, mosey on over to me and say hi! @JenSquard

@JoshGroban sings #Kanye's tweets

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

I'm soooooooo not a Kanye West fan.  Like at all.  He's a pretentious, hateful, egomaniac, and his music is meh.  Look at this:

Really, Kanye?  Really?  You can't follow anyone?  But you are probably right.  Since you put yourself on the same level as God, who would be worth following.  Ugh, get a life you boob.

Bwahahahahhhaaaa!  Sooo good!  Thank you Josh!

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#ProjectThreeSixFive: Day Four

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Dudes, I am so on track to have an amazing year, and meet all of the goals I set for myself.  I already have an August and September wedding booked, I plan on booking another on Friday, and I still have a wedding expo coming up in a few weeks.  Not too shabby for this early in the year.  And my 365 photo project is totally totally helping my mad skills (you know, bow fighting skills, nunchuck skills...).  I have been attempting for a while to master off camera flash, and have been majorly sucking nards at it.  But today was my day, and I totally succeeded!  I took these pictures in super low light with my bad ass off camera flash.  Sooooo impressed with myself!  This is my idiot cat Nanners.  Like, total idiot. 

And here is a link to my photoblog and website if you wanna have a looksie.  And I'm still on Twitter: @JenSquard