Back in business with #OkCupid!!

WHHEEWWWW!!!! My replies selectively must be turned off now, cause holy moly ravioli!!! The emails they are a comin more than a sex addicted trickster at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch!

This guy sounds like a trip. His default pic absolutely cracks me up!

But this one????!! Not so much ...

Dude, are you asking if I am female, or if you can fuck me. Begging for sex is not sexy.

Either way ...

AHHHHHHH!!! Feels so good to be back in the groove!!

Click here to send me a message on OkCupid

UH HUHHHH!!!

OkCupid #Fail

BAHH!!! I've been noticing a weird decline in my OKCupid-ness lately, and I just asked a friend to check my profile, and I had the epic big red dot of "replies selectively." NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People are a lot less likely to actually talk to you if they think you're going to shoot them down! But I ... I ... I wont shoot anyone down. I love reading my OKC emails!!! They make my life, and even provide content for this blessed little website. No ... no ... noooooo!!!!

Fine. I will spend the next hour replying to all of the emails. Alrite, I kid - I have to be on a podcast in a half hour ... so yeah, a half hour. Of replying. Readyyyyy ... setttt ... GOOOOOO!!!!

Click here if you want to message me on OKCupid.

Fun with #OkCupid: This worked

Looky looky the email I just got on Okcupid:

This email worked. It was short, sweet, and it says a lot about this dude. He is confident without being too cocky, playful without being - play with me. I am fun. If you say ANYWHERE in your profile, I am fun ... chances are good, you're not. That whole he doth protest thing. This email will absolutely get him a date. I replied back, and yeah ... we'll have to see how his follow through is at this point - but bottom line, nerds - this works.

Good job, Scott!

Click here if you want to send me a message on OkCupid.

#KTHXBYE

Fun with #OkCupid: #NerdsUnite

Looky looky the email I just got on OkCupid!

Awwwww bless! Thanks a heap Mike!

Yep, very real ... perhaps a little too real. See right now, I am laying on my air matress posting this, and in honor of it being John Lennon's bday, I have my hair in a pony tail completely tripped out Beatles style.

Super sexy.

Either way, thanks a HEAAPPPPP for reading us, el nerderino! We appreciate you. Like not appreciate you enough to take anything you say seriously, hahahaha or even listen to a damn thing that comes out of your mouth ... but appreciate you enough to slap you around while dressing you up in a tutu and chanting I'm a little tea pot in Hebrew.

That's love.

#NerdsUnite

Fun with #OkCupid: So not badass!!!

FOR REAL!!! If you're going to be bad ass enough to have you chillin with a tiger as your defalt OKC pic, you HAVVEEEEEEE to have more of a badass ice breaker. COME ON!!!!

Click here to view my OKCupid profile as I will totally not be going out with this guy in the near future. *Sigh*