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<editorsnote> Hi, I'm Jen Friel, and we here at TNTML examine the lives of nerds outside of the basements and into the social media, and dating world.  We have over 75 peeps that write about their life in real time. (Real nerds, real time, real deal.) Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the stories!! </editorsnote>

 

 

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Entries in pick up lines that work (146)

Tuesday
Mar162010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!


Thursday
Mar112010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.


Wednesday
Mar102010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.



Monday
Mar082010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

 

 


What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! 


Sunday
Mar072010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


Your parents must be retarded, because you're special.