Tuesday
Mar162010
Pick Up Line O' El Dia

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!


Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!