Pick Up Line O' El Dia

My car won't start, will you jump me?

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

(Lick finger and wipe it on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

Your eyes are like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!