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Entries in pick up lines that work (146)

Tuesday
Feb232010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.


Monday
Feb222010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

 


Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?


Sunday
Feb212010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

 


How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?


Saturday
Feb202010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

 

 


If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 


Thursday
Feb182010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?