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Entries in pick up lines that work (146)

Wednesday
Feb172010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

 

 


Roses are red,


Candle light flickers.


After the meal,


It's off with the knickers.


Tuesday
Feb162010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 


I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?


 

 

Monday
Feb152010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 


You must be a General because my privates are at attention.


Friday
Feb122010

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 


Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


Friday
Feb122010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants...