Monday
Dec262011
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Monday, December 26, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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It would be illogical to refuse me.
Thursday
Dec222011
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Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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Prepare two to beam down. Set phasers to 'cuddle.'
Friday
Dec162011
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Friday, December 16, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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Fashionable footwear. Do you seek to copulate at this time?
Tuesday
Dec062011
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011 at 6:01AM | |
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Although your garments are aesthetically pleasing in their present state, I would hypothesize that I would appreciate them more if they were in an unkempt pile on the floor of my quarters.
Saturday
Nov262011
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Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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I suspect that you are concealing a light reflecting device used by early humans in your clothing. This is only logical because I can clearly perceive myself in your garments.