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Excuse me, but I would be most appreciative if you could provide for me, some navigational charts of this sector as find myself unable to determine current coordinates. I believe the problem stems from my inability to locate myself within your visual cortex.

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I must inform you that there is a 92.975 percent probability that a romantic entanglement with me would prove protracted and multi-orgasmic.

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Let us both donate 50% of the required DNA for the procreation of a Vulcan child.

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Your ocular organs are like small bodies of water whose molecular chaos is well-minimized.

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Your primitive conception of a theistic utopia appears to be missing one of its denizens. Please consider the previous statement's metaphorical connotations as an application towards intercourse.