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Entries in pick up lines that work (146)

Friday
Mar022012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

The factual observation that the reflected light in your ocular appendages, quite reminiscent of constellations' lights reaching us all at the same time and point in space, leads me to believe that your progenitor was a metaphysical interstellar felon.

Friday
Feb242012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

The earliest attainable conclusion would be that I find myself in a state of REM sleep, which allows the mind to fashion for itself the images, sound and feelings I am currently experiencing. In the opposite situation, it would appear I am not in the aforementioned restful state and this is, in fact, the direct stimulation of all five senses in a conscious moment. The obvious method of disambiguation would be for you to pinch me.... Failing that, I may in turn pinch you.

Wednesday
Feb222012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

I find it quite illogical that one would deposit sperm in ones digestive system rather then in ones reproductive system.

Thursday
Feb162012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

The Vulcan hand gesture does actually mean two in the pink and two in the stink.

Sunday
Feb052012

Pick up line o'el dia

 

Do you presently have a mate or a romantic partner? If not, I would like to submit my candidacy.