Holy mother of a goat ....

I did not go to sleep. Like at all. I got off caffeine a while back, then have intermittently been drinking it when I can get a  hookup at coffee bean thx to @maniacalmorgan ... but omg, totes mcgotes over did it yesterday by having 2 lattes and a diet coke!!! BAHHH!!! I didn't fall asleep.

T minus 3 hours until I have to leave for my first meeting. And oh yeah! I'm not coming back to the house, because I have meetings the rest of the day, followed by the E!, Style Network, and G4 holiday party ... and I have to get a cab voucher from the party to the airport where I will spend the night before catching my 8am plane on WEDNESDAY!!!

BAH! Just a whole lotta awesomeness mixed with a wee bit of anxiety. Oh the holidays ... oh the holidays!! Dudes, totally headed to @Spirithoods HQ today too!! Going to rock a spirithood tonight for the party!! HAHA! Can't. handle. the. awesomeness!! BAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Stay tuned ... and pray I don't pass out somewhere unintentionally ... #sigh

@Spirithoods: This is why I sit in coffee shops all day ...

Being homeless is amazeballs. You just throw yourself to the world everyday, and enter into this mode of no expectations, just existing. 

That being said, dude I totally just talked nerdy with Amy Yasbeck! Super nice chiquita banana! 

It was funny, we were the only two people sitting down in this little area at the Corner Bakery, and I saw her but was just kinda goin about my business. Thought she looked familiar, but again LA is such a small town ... you see the same people over and over. 

I went to the Coffee Bean to get a refill on my latte, came back, and she approached me about my Panda Spirithood! I laughed saying they're amazing!!! She had heard of them, and was even looking for one for her daughter. 

I showed her mine, and then we got to talking twitter and Facebook ... as that ALWAYS seems to come up in conversation around me ... dude, this woman is like the nicest human being on the planet. I kid you not. She's so adorable, we're now BFFs on Facebook. HA! She has a new book out, With Love and Laughter, about her husband the late John Ritter. 

I told her btw, how much I adored him. For reals, all BS aside ... I grew up watching Threes Company on TBS. Dude, John Ritter was the man! ANNNDD how crazy is it that TNTML bud @kaleycuoco alsooo used to be on 8 Simple Rules with John. (Did you catch our exclusive livestream with her btw? That chick is so much awesome wrapped up in one tiny human being ... I kinda don't know what to do with myself.) 

HAHA! Wow! Yay life for being so amazing and abundant when you least expect it! Yay new friend! I offered to help her out with her twitter and Facebook. Hope she takes me up on it! Whoop whoop! 

THANK YOU @SPIRITHOODS!!!! 

#nerdsunite INDEED!!!! 

PS. Robin Hood: Men in Tights is totally streaming on Netflix right now!! 

My first day in a #SpiritHood

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

I got my SpiritHood yesterday.  Of course I loves it.  It's awesome, and so crazy warm that it makes my brain feel melty.  And it's a great bargaining tool for my kids - I just say do this and I'll let you wear my SpiritHood.  My daughter calls it a Mane Wolf, whatever that means.  It is going to come in super handy on photo shoots since Colorado can feel like the arctic tundra sometimes.  Well not really, I'm just a bit of a winter puss. 

Anywhoozle, I took my momsie out for a photo shoot this morning (to not only celebrate my badass new camera but also her hotness), and I wore the hood (cute shadow, right?).  I wore it to pick up the camera, too.  Then I wore it to lunch at Subway.  And guess what?  No one was impressed.  Except me.

See, I live in this weird town.  It's full of oil riggers, meth heads and conservatives.  It's way Republican up in here.  People just do the same thing over and over, and there is this super smalltown mentality, even though there are over 100,000 people living here.  I got some really dumb looks.  Which is sooooo stupid because I look friggin awesome in this bad boy.  So I did what I always do when people give me weird looks (I rock a mohawk and have three kids at a young age - it happens ALL.THE.TIME).  I started acting like people were sooooooo jealous of me.  I looked at them like they were sad little puppies that just weren't cool enough to have a dope ass SpiritHood.  Oh you sad silly people, I feel sorry for you.  HAHA!  Totally works. 

Check 'em out - they really are super rad.

www.SpiritHoods.com

Like what I have to say? Tell me about - ego boosts = good karma! @JenSquard

This needs to be the @SpiritHoods Theme Song

It's completely officially official, @spirithoods are just the bestest most bestest thing ever. For reals ... if you're crazy enough to wear one of these things, then you are clearly a human being that I would get along with. It's just literally the most freeing experience ever. I've decided Kesha, Take It Off needs to be their theme song. Dude, you can totally get buck ass naked in these things and stay INCREDIBLY warm. It's amazeballs. Your head and hands are just so perfectly covered. It's delicious ... and yummy ... and fanfuckingtastic. This is the type of awesomeness that gets added to a bucket list. For reals.

Oh yeah! And they're having a BIGGG Black Friday sale today. Thanks to all your donations, I am able to get the Panda one today!!! YAYYY!!!! Drop me a tweet, @JenFriel, if you want to know the code to get one. (I don't wanna post it publicly, cause thats kinda douchey. And no one likes a douche.) It's pretty good. These things never go on sale. Today you can get one for 20% off plus free shipping and handling. Dude, I totally called it by stopping the donations at $100 ... it comes out to $95.20!

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Anyyywhoooo ... feel free to join the party, cause like we'd love to have you, and yeah - you're awesome. K ... Thanks ... Bye.

HIT IT KESHA!!

#NerdsUnite

BAHH!! Almost there!! #SpiritHood Update!!!

BAHHH!! AHHHH!! and YAHHHHHHH!!!! Looky looky the latest donation update:

YOUUU GUYYSSSS!!! BAH! This is going to be the bestest most bestest estest birfday ever!!

Cannot WAIT to get my Spirit Hood!! WHOOP! WHOOP!

This is incredibly humbling, so thank you all so so so so soooo much!!!

Select the amount you are interested in giving and click GIVE on the link above.

Thanks so so much in advance guys!! Best Birthday EVERRR!! xoxo