There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.
Oh yeah and in fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
Oh yeah and even a broken clock is right twice a day unless Chuck Norris breaks it - then it's wrong no matter what time it is.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Oh yeah and Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so sneaky, he throws himself surprise parties.
If you want to reach a state of bliss, then go beyond your ego and the internal dialogue. Make a decision to relinquish the need to control, the need to be approved, and the need to judge. Those are the three things the ego is doing all the time. It's very important to be aware of them every time they come up.
Oh yeah and the musical named "Jesus Christ Superstar" is actually based on Chuck Norris' time in Israel back in the 1970s.
Monday, April 11, 2011 at 12:20PM