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Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

| DateSaturday, January 2, 2010 at 4:43PM | CommentPost a Comment | |

Before enlightenment: Chop wood, carry water. After enlightment: Chop wood, carry water.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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