Today's Unkie Chuck Norris says is brought to you by @BenParr.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Apple Tablet, but instead of the screen shattering, his entire right leg did.
Reader Comments (2)
I see Ben Parr is celebrating Nerd X-Mas Eve in his own special way
HAHA! Absolutellyyyyy so, so SOOOOooooooo excited!!!