Wednesday
May122010
Unkie Chuck Norris says ...
How does one become a butterfly? You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.
Oh yeah and there was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Reader Comments (2)
Okay, this has gone TOO far. Achilles would have chewed Chuck Norris up and spit him OUT! (Especially Brad Pitt Achilles in "Troy.")
the word limit does not exist in chuck norris' dictionary. *opens dictionary, and sees only two entries* ... kick ass, ass kicked.